Sunday, April 6, 2008

JASON LEE IN ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS

I'm not gonna review this film - as you basically know how it's going to be. It's a piece of shit, but there's some stuff to like about it. blah blah blah.

This would actually be an okay movie if it wasn't for the worst performance I've seen in a professional movie since Harvey Keitel in Two Evil Eyes. (It's Fucking Terrible)

Jason Lee isn't the greatest actor of all time. In fact, he hardly feels professional at all, considering he's gone from a pro skateboarder to an independent film actor. But I think that he's been pretty great a couple of times. Mallrats, Chasing Amy, his Voice work in The Incredibles. But he really looks like he isn't even trying in Alvin and the Chipmunks.

His Alvin! Alvin! ALLLVINNNNN!!!!! is the most pathetic fucking line delivery i've seen ever -- and this is including every shitty student film at Emerson.

This is a career killing performance. Let's see what he does next.

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